Pimp My Social

Small businesses get left behind by every shift in how people find things: first search, then social, now AI assistants and agents. An agency makeover costs thousands. Pimp My Social takes a business's website, and optionally its Instagram or shop, and in about fifteen minutes hands back what an agency would: a new editorial website built on one of 25 measured premium templates and made readable by search engines, AI answer engines and browser agents (JSON-LD, llms.txt, WebMCP tools); studio reshoots of the owner's real products; a remade logo; a campaign with posters and a short film; social posts per channel; a measured before/after report with a value calculator; and a brand skill file they can load into Claude. Five Meta models do the work and check each other: Muse Spark reads and judges, Muse Wonder designs and codes, Muse Image shoots, SAM 3.1 verifies the product never changed, and Muse Voice Transcribe hears posts to remix. Try it: https://pimpmysocial.loreto.io (finished makeovers open to anyone; a live run needs the access code pms-48623078).