Way too Claude

**Evil Twin interrogates you for 2 minutes — your projects, your GitHub, your ambitions, your excuses — and builds a complete personality model. Then it generates your City of Procrastination: a 3D city where every building is something you've been putting off, sized by how long you've been avoiding it. Your Evil Twin — a moustached, zero-hesitation clone of you — enters the city and starts conquering every building you haven't, shipping your landing page, emailing your investors, messaging your cofounder, all in your voice, your style, your technical taste, but without the fear. You stand at the entrance and watch. Then you see everyone else's cities — your friends, your team, your cohort — and when your procrastination is public and an AI is out-executing you in front of everyone, you stop making excuses. High agency, enforced by community.**